casual disaster

27 | lol so anyways here's stuff i like !!

firefox-official

(eyes closing completely) no yeah im awake whags up

me: a 300 page book (~90k words)?! lmao no thanks, i don’t have that kind of energy right now 😮‍💨✋🏼 …anyways—

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anyone around me in any context: my main goal…

me to myself for the next ten seconds: don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it

Kids on the internet now a days are literally wild.. like when I was 12 and on the internet, i was lying out my asshole I was telling people about my kids and my wife. I was talking to them about taxes and how I miss my college days.....now 12 year Olds are out here telling their AGE?!?! OR REAL NAME?!??! I was literally fucking Garry that worked at staples and had 2 children for like 4 years...

every time theres a new bad tv show or movie people act like its the end of the world you guys need to learn about the not watching shit method i’ve been successfully employing the not watching shit method for years

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This tag deserves to be seen

What a fucking weekend this has been.

emotion-deluxe

No offense but where are the male porn bots

..and where are all the gods?


Anonymous said:

Twitter dying but tumblr is still standing

narrie:

babygirl you would not believe the superiority complex me and the other never left tumblr homies have right now

transgender transgender the 5th of november or whatever the quote is

i dont fucking know

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This guy and the new halloween one should be friends.

should??? they literally already are and they're going trick or treating together :/

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it is also worth noting that this will be used to cover up the inaction on the cost of living crisis. expect a bunch of "uk coming together to mourn the queen" bullshit soon when families are choosing between heating their homes and feeding their kids

not to mention how the funeral costs will show just where the country's priorities are but any political figures pointing that out will be demonised for being anti-monarchy